Losing His Charlie Sheen? #winning! #tigerblood!
There’s often no better indication that you’re a dysfunctional celebrity than PaddyPower opening a book of novelty bets on what your next major life change will be, so it should come as little surprise that Charlie Sheen is their flavour of the month.
The former Hot Shots and Two And A Half Men star has had a torrid time of late and the Irish bookmakers have taken it upon themselves to open several new markets on the next set of developments for Mr Sheen including all manner of wacky wagers.
Undoubtedly the most interesting book on offer is the “What Next For Charlie Sheen?” market, which currently lists tweeting that he is God and appearing on Piers Morgan as joint favourite at 7/4, surprisingly ahead of the star entering rehab at 3/1.
Further down the list comes being section (7/2), going AWOL for more than seven days (10/1) and becoming a scientologist (20/1), but the real bad news is that the bet currently propping up the entire list is Sheen winning an Oscar at a long-shot 80/1.
Aside from that set of bets, you can also chance your arm on Sheen gaining more followers on Twitter by the end of the year than Stephen Fry (1/80), Barack Obama (5/4) or Lady Gaga (6/4) and even bet on the total amount of followers he will gain.